apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart
And the first one is free via Amazon Kindle on the UK site. No idea about the other Amazon sites. Yes, I looked it up to see what the premise is about.